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SANDRA BERNHARD TO OPEN MANCHESTER’S QUEER UP NORTH FESTIVAL, FRI 9 MAY 2008

In her only UK performance, SANDRA BERNHARD - opens the 2008 Queer Up North International Festival with a World Premiere …

It’s twenty years since Sandra Bernhard hurled Without You I’m Nothing at an unsuspecting world. Two decades since the show that influenced everyone from John Cameron Mitchell to Placebo. Twenty years since that unique combination of glorious entertainment and stingray-barbed satire.

And now it’s back.

To mark that twentieth anniversary, Sandra Bernhard’s coming to Manchester Opera House on Friday 9th May to open Queer Up North 2008: it’s the world premiere of a new version of Without You I’m Nothing, backed by her band, The Rebellious Jezebels and supported by the wonderful Tina C.

It’s the only UK performance there’ll be, and tickets are selling fast.

Tickets from £10 online at www. queerupnorth. com via Ticketmaster (24 hours) Online or call 0844 847 2295.

More info can be found at www. queerupnorth. com

We are so happy to announce that on Friday, May 2, 2008, AIDS Action Baltimore and The Hippo will host two performances by Sandra Bernhard. The shows will be held at The Hippo, One West Eager Street, at 8pm and 10pm. A Champagne Reception will be held at 7pm, preceding the 8pm show. Tickets for the Champagne Reception, which will feature an appearance by Ms. Bernhard, will include reserved seats for the 8pm show and are available for $100. Reserved seating and standing room tickets are available for both the 8pm and 10pm shows. Tickets for either show are available for $55 for reserved seating (sold in tables of four), or $30 for standing room. To purchase tickets, log onto www.aidsactionbaltimore.org or call AIDS Action Baltimore at 410.837.2438. Proceeds will benefit AIDS Action Baltimore.

Be sure to catch Sandra appearance on Chelsea Lately this Thursday, April 10th at 11:30PM! (please check your local listings)

Visit the Chelsea Lately Web-Site for complete up-to-date information.

Kick off Gay Pride week with the only Exposition and Extravaganza of its kind on the West Coast. Because 2008 is an election year, the expo will revolve around a political theme and will highlight political speakers as well as key legislative issues and concerns.

"It’s About Life" is not just a business & consumer expo, it is also an event that combines international music with authors and speakers that are geared toward the issues that affect the LGBT community.

Join Sandra for the first annual It's About Life Expo in Seattle on June 21, 2008.
Sandra will be performing "Without You I'm Nothing" at 7pm & 10pm

For more information on the Expo and How To Purchase Tickets visit the Official
It's About Life Website

What's that?
Oh yes, "Without You I'm Nothing: 20th Anniversary" Performances begin this Summer. Stay Tuned!

Be sure to catch April's issue of Vanity Fair! Sandra is featured as part of their cover story, "Who Says Women Aren't Funny?" The issue hits the stands this week. You can read the entire feature on the Vanity Fair's Website. You can also catch a Behind the Scenes Slideshow as well as Video From The Shoot! Sandra's gorgeous pictorial may be viewed by clicking the above cover image.

It's all happening in Vanity Fair!

Sandra appears in today's edition of the 'New York Post' featured as part of their coverage on the April issue of Vanity Fair:

A New Website.
A Classic Show Revived.
Stay Tuned...

Because, Without You I'm Nothing!

Love,
Sandy

We are sorry to have to announce that the December 29th and 30th performances in Atlanta at the 14th Street Playhouse have been postponed.

The promoter for these appearances has been taken gravely ill and out of respect Sandra has decided to reschedule her show for early next year.
You may contact your point of purchase for a refund. We apologize for any inconvenience and look forward to seeing everyone in 2008! Stay tuned for the new date!

Once again, the brilliant Camille Paglia gives it up to the lady:

Let's end with a bang. A Salon reader in Germany who signs himself Bougle Fragts sent this amazing video of Sandra Bernhard and Tom Jones on Bernhard's 1992 HBO special, "Sandra After Dark." (WARNING, as per Perez Hilton: If you are easily offended, then do not click here!)

Fragts says of the clip, "This is like when sex was provocative instead of being a given, and Bernhard still is. So much so, Tom Jones can't keep up and looks too slow." Bernhard's parodic, scantily clad, randy showgirl turn is a mind-boggling demonstration of sheer sassy athleticism.

Continue reading "Camille Paglia Moments" »

Sandra's New Year's Eve celebration has been announced...and this year it's major!
She's hitting both sides of the country for her annual New Year's Eve extravaganza!
It is not to be missed!

December 29th & 30th:

ATLANTA, GA
14th Street Playhouse Main Stage

$55 Regular Admission
$80 Limited Golden Circle Tickets (premium close-up seating)
$100 Meet & Greet with Sandra (only available after Saturday show and must be purchased with a Golden Circle ticket). Please call (404) 733-4738 for the Meet & Greet tickets, which are $20.00 each (plus sales tax). Seat locations for Golden Circle are Rows A-D.

Show times:
Saturday, December 29th @ 7:30pm
Sunday, December 30th @ 7:00pm & 9:00pm
TICKETS ON SALE NOW - CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE

DECEMBER 31 NEW YEAR'S EVE
SAN FRANCISCO
CASTRO THEATRE
11PM
ONE SHOW ONLY!

Tickets: $35 - $100
TICKETS ON SALE NOW - CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE

"DARLING! WE HAVE TO GET UP AT 4AM! CHANEL DOOR BUSTERS SALE!!!!!"

Check out Sandra's wish list and holiday gift recommendations at:
ThisNext.com/by/SandraBernhard/

Happy Holidays, Stay Healthy & hope to see you soon
xoxo
Sandy

After a sold out London run the reviews are in and they are smashing!

"Dipping in and out of different tunes, mocking racism, sexism, talent-free talent shows and also – always – herself, this isn’t just camp or ironic: this is something almost holy..."

Continue reading "Hot Off The London Presses!!" »

Be sure to swing over to the Guardian UK to catch a brilliant new interview Sandra gave promoting her upcoming UK appearances.

'How much fame do you really need?'

You can also check out the Tour Dates section for more information on how to purchase tickets!

OCTOBER 2007
Sunday 21st Huddersfield Town Hall
Box Office 01484 223200


Wednesday 24th Worthing Pavilion Theatre
Box Office 01903 206206


Thursday 25th London Shaw Theatre
Box Office 0870 033 2600


Friday 26th London Shaw Theatre
Box Office 0870 033 2600


Saturday 27th London Shaw Theatre
Box Office 0870 033 2600


Sunday 28th Kings Lynn Corn Exchange
Box Office 01553 764864


Monday 29th Croydon Ashcroft Theatre
Box Office 0208 688 9291



Tickets also available from Ticketmaster 0870 169 6800
www.ticketmaster.co.uk



TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!

Dear Friends,

Unfortunately, for reasons outside of our control, my St. Petersburg date this coming Sunday July 28th at the State Theater has been cancelled.

I was looking forward to it and hope I get to see you all very soon!

Refunds are available at the point of purchase.

xoxo
Sandy

FRIDAY JULY 27TH AT 3PM AT BARNES & NOBLE IN CORAL GABLES, FL!!

SANDRA BERNHARD's new Enhanced "Everything Bad & Beautiful" CD SIGNING!
Buy your copy of the new CD at Barnes & Noble and Meet Sandra Bernhard!

BARNES & NOBLE
152 MIRACLE MILE
CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA

3PM

Make sure you get your Miami Beach and St Petersburg tickets NOW!
They are almost gone!

Ticketmaster.com

SEE YOU THERE!!!

Catch Sandra performing on the Mike And Juliet Show on Fox!

Click Here to watch this amazing performance!

Sandra' brand new album, "Everything Bad & Beautiful" taken from her hit off-broadway show of the same name, is going to be officially released on June 5th!

This new release includes material never before heard and differs from the limited edition CD available previously on-line and at live shows. The official release includes a new cover, unreleased monologues, new music and an enhanced video section featuring clips from Sandra's sold out New Year's Eve performances at Joe's Pub!

Pre-Order your copy now at these stores!

J&R

Circuit City

Best Buy

Sandra is joining this years Rosie Cruise!
Join Sandra, Erasure, Rosie O'Donnell and countless others on this years
R Family Cruise to the Bahamas! The ship departs from NYC on July 7th and extends through July 14th...stopping in Port Canaveral, Key West and Private Islands of the Bahamas.

Click Rosie's Gay Family Cruisel for more information!

Family fun for everyone! See you on board!

Sandra is bringing "Plan B From Outer Space" to Florida! We have just added 2 new dates!

Miami Beach, Fl: The Colony Theater July 27th 730pm
Miami Beach, Fl: The Colony Theater July 27th 10pm

You can check out all of Sandra's Florida dates on Ticketmaster.com

See you there!

Sandra is coming to Providence!

Catch Sandra's Plan B From Outer Space on Wednesday June 13 at the VMA Cultural Arts Center in Providence, RI!

The show starts at 730PM!

You can order tickets:
www.Tickets.com

Sandra is bringing her 'Plan B From Outer Space' to Miami Beach! On July 28th Sandra will be appearing at the Colony Theater for 2 Shows!

The Colony Theater
Miami Beach, FL

July 28th
730PM & 10PM

Special Advance ticketing now on sale for all SandraBernhard.com members!

After several brilliant sold out performances in Seattle, Richmond and Chicago Sandy's coming to Minneapolis.

Sandra will be performing at Rossi's Blue Star Room on:

Thursday, April 19th
8:00pm

Friday, April 20th
10:00pm

Saturday, April 21st
7:30pm & 10:00pm

Sunday, April 22nd
7:30pm

Tickets are On-Sale Now! and can be purchased via phone & on-line:

(612) 312 - 2828

BUY TICKETS ONLINE

Sandra Bernhard will be performing 2 shows in Chicago March 3rd!

Chicago's Steppenwolf Theatre Company is pleased to announce Sandra Bernhard will be joining them for 2 shows on March 3rd. Sandra's special appearance is part of Steppenwolf's Traffic Jam series, which will host dozens of eclectic artists on the Steppenwolf stage for a three-week festival dedicated to celebrating the unique intersection of music, language and performance. All performances take place at Steppenwolf Theatre Company, 1650 N. Halsted.

"Sandra Bernhard is Plan B From Outerspace"
will be performed on Saturday March 3rd at
7PM & 930PM

Tickets may be purchased on-line at Steppenwolf's Website

See you there!

The brilliant and gorgeous Camille Paglia wrote a wonderful blog including some wonderful words about yours truly...

My partner, Alison, and I had the great pleasure of seeing Sandra Bernhard in "Everything Bad & Beautiful" at the Prince Music Theater in Philadelphia last month. What a searing, original presence Bernhard is -- and what a rebuke to the simpering micro-celebs with blank eyes who litter our entertainment mags with their banal bacchanals. Bernhard is a true role model to aspiring young performers, who need guts and gumption and cantankerous vision. She's shown how to make a mark on the world and still stay real...

You can read the entire thing on Salon.com

Continue reading "Camille Paglia..." »

You can catch Sandra's very special guest starring appearance on this weeks episode of NBC's LAS VEGAS on Friday February 16th at 9PM. If you missed it NBC has made the episode available via their website. Click on this link to catch all the fireworks! Sandra On Las Vegas

Enjoy!

'Best Lesbian Bar'
Attitudes 
www.attitudesnc.com 

Attitudes is the Sandra Bernhard of lesbian bars: A little bit dirty and a little bit crass. Untamed and wild-eyed, teeth smudged with lipstick. When legs curl around its go-go cage bars it exudes sexiness, but it can intimidate, too, what with its raised-seating perimeter, which allows patrons to judge the moves on the scuffed dance floor. It has a cult following and a sense of humor; it's comical in its abrasiveness. It owns its kitsch and smirks at those who take themselves too damn seriously. It probably made out with Madonna in the '80s. It makes a commentary on sexuality but then breaks into a Britney Spears medley before the crowd grows weary. It's an excuse for bad behavior. It's St. Louis' best lesbian bar. 

I have been a fan ever since you got bit by that monkey on the old letterman show.
Stop! Wasn’t that weird? That kind of TV doesn’t happen anymore. Primates nibbling on guests, you don’t see that these days.

Have you been slaving away on this show for a while?
Yes and no. We did three months in New York, and are now going on the road for a few stops.

Continue reading "HX Q & A" »

This Valentine's Day let Sandra give you her love! Sandra will be performing 3 Shows in San Francisco as well as a special show in Sacramento during Valentine's Day weekend!

Tickets to all shows are $45.00

These shows are almost sold out so you'll want to give your love now!

San Francisco
Bimbo's 365 Club
February 14 Wednesday 8pm Tickets
February 15 Thurday 8pm Tickets
February 17 Saturday 8pm Tickets

Sacramento
The Crest Theatre
February 16 Friday 8pm TicketsTickets

See you there!
Love,
Sandy

Sandra has joined the WOW movement. To celebrate the launch of their latest platform, Vista, Microsoft has invited Sandra to contribute to their WoW movement. A website devoted to photographs, videos and stories that inspire charity and enlighten.

Sandra's WoW

You can also click over to Love, Sandra for Sandra's complete written WoW moment.
Love, Sandra

It's tour dates galore! Sandra is hitting the road with not one but TWO shows! Stay tuned for a sneak peek of Sandra's brand new show, including the title in the upcoming weeks!

In the meantime, head over to our Tour Dates page for just added dates in Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, Dallas, Richmond, BC and a very special stop at the Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs!

New Year's Eve weekend at Joe's Pub was a blast! Those of you who were able to make it...thank you for an amazing time! Those of you stuck watching a ball on a stick...HERE are some amazing photos available at Broadway.com
There are plenty more to come! Stay tuned...

Photo Credit: Lydia Marcus

Sandra is bringing "Everything Bad & Beautiful" to Philadelphia this month! Join Sandra for FIVE performances of her smash hit one-woman show at the Prince Music Theater!

January 18 - 21!
Thursday January 18: 8pm
Friday January 19: 8pm
Saturday January 20: 7pm
Saturday January 20: 10pm
Sunday January 21 7pm

Tickets are on sale NOW!
CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!

For Sandra's upcoming tour of her one woman hit show, "Everything Bad & Beautiful" we are excited to be able to offer you exclusive VIP Meet & Greet Tickets.

Where available, SandraBernhard.com will provide you with access to purchase premium seating with an invitation to an aftershow meet & greet reception. These tickets are only available via SandraBernhard.com and are extremely limited.

Exclusive VIP Tickets for:

Dallas, Texas
Majestic Theatre
Friday, March 9, 2007 08:00 PM

Click Here To Order Tickets

Sandra's New Year's Eve weekend shows are almost sold out. We've just released our secret stash of tickets...but they are going fast. Come spend New Year's Eve in style!

Sandra Bernhard: New Years Performances
Friday, December 29th 2006
Saturday, December 30th 2006
Time (s): 7:00pm and 9:30pm
Ticket Price
$45.00

Sunday, December 31st 2006
New Year's Eve

Time(s): 7:30pm and 10:30pm
Ticket Price: 7:30 Show $100
10:30 show $150
Please note that dinner reservations can be made by calling 212-539-8778. Without dinner reservations, seating will be first-come, first-served at bar stools and in the lounge area.
Tickets OnLine

Celebrate the holidays this year with Sandy!

Sandra's latest collaboration with Mitch Kaplan, "Miracle Of Lights" has just been released on Breaking Records holiday album "Breaking For The Holidays"

You can order you copy directly from Breaking Records Website

You can also find "Miracle Of Lights" on iTunes!

Sandra's One-Woman hit show, "Everything Bad & Beautiful" is going on tour! Be sure to keep checking back for updates as Sandra and crew travel the world!

On Sale Saturday December 16th at 10am

Dallas, Texas
Majestic Theatre
Friday, March 9, 2007 08:00 PM

Click Here To Order Tickets