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Sandra will be playing the Crown & Anchor in Provincetown, MA!
Show Schedule:

Saturday July 24th 8:30PM
Sunday July 25th 8PM
Sunday July 25th 10PM

Tickets are available at the Crown & Anchor Website.

Sandra will be performing two shows this coming July at the City Winery in New York City.

Sandra Bernhard: Live
City Winery
July 22 & 27
8PM

New York, NY
Thursday July 22, 2010 8PM
Tuesday July 27, 2010 8PM

Be sure to catch Sandra on Paul Provenza's Green Room
Thursday June 17th at 10:30PM
on Showtime

Paul Provenza's Green Room Official Website

Sandra is proud to be headlining Salt Lake City's Pride Celebration!

June 5, 2010
8PM

Salt Lake City, UT
Washington Square

Salt Lake City Pride Details

Sandra will be returning to Austin, TX during pride weekend on June 4th!

When: June 4, 2010
Where: Pine Street Station
1101 East 5th Street
Austin, TX 78702

Doors: 5:30pm (Sandra performs at 730pm)

Tickets On Sale Now: www.district512.com

Lips Unsealed: A Memoir
Sandra Bernhard, Belinda Carlisle

Belinda Carlisle and Sandra Bernhard talk about the former GoGo's spellbinding and shocking rise, fall, and eventual rebirth as a wife, mother, and sober artist during the decadent '80s pop music scene.

Barnes & Noble
Wednesday June 02, 2010 7:00 PM

86th & Lexington Ave
150 East 86th Street, New York, NY 10028, 212-369-2180

Sandra makes a cameo in the new Scissor Sisters video "Fire With Fire"

Scissor Sisters - Fire With Fire

BLAIR | MySpace Video

Sandra will be returning to Austin, TX during pride weekend on June 4th!

When: June 4, 2010
Where: Pine Street Station
1101 East 5th Street
Austin, TX 78702

Doors: 5:30pm (Sandra performs at 730pm)

Tickets On Sale Now: www.district512.com

Sandra will be performing as part of the 2010 Garden State Equality
Legends Dinner!

June 26, 2010
Maplewood, NJ

Maplewood Country Club
5PM

Garden State Equality Legends Dinner Information

Sandra will be participating in a Spiritual Conversation / Talk Back
during the Reboot Dawn Festival

Reboot: Dawn
Saturday, May 15, 2010
7:30PM
Academy of Sciences
San Francisco, CA

Dawn Festival Information

Join Sandra as she celebrates the Maitri Bliss Gala

Sunday, May 2, 2010
6:00 PM to 10:00 PM
Golden Gate Club – Presidio - San Francisco, California
Maitri Bliss Gala Information

Sandra will be performing and Co-Hosting Maitri's Benefit Auction with designer Carmen Marc Valvo

Maitri is one of San Francisco’s most respected and valued resources in providing care to people severely debilitated by AIDS. Maitri is licensed as a RCFCI (Residential Care Facility for the Chronically Ill), and offers an innovative, multi-focal program designed to meet the changing needs of people living with AIDS in a dignified and caring manner.

Sandra will be performing at the Parker Playhouse in Fort Lauderdale, FL
March 27th at 8pm.

Tickets are On Sale Now!
and can be purchased HERE

This very special evening is brought to you by the Broward House.
For more information about The Broward House and the care and support they offer please visit their website: BrowardHouse.org

JUST ANNOUNCED!

Sandra will be appearing at this years SXSW in AUSTIN, TX.

Thursday March 18, 2010
Mundi Fest at SXSW
Presented by Bust Magazine/Tullo Tunes Records/Whitesmith Ent./TJO Presents
12PM - 7PM

Sandra will perform at 6PM

Cafe Mundi
1704 East 5th Street
Austin, TX

ALL ARE WELCOME!
FREE TO THE PUBLIC!
Cafe Mundi

Sandra will return to Chicago for a very limited engagement at the Lakeshore Theater.
Performances from February 11th to February 14th are on sale now.

February 11th 8PM
February 12th 730PM
February 13th 730PM
February 13th 1030PM
February 14th 730PM

All tickets are $46.00 and can be purchased at The Lakeshore Theater Website

SPECIAL OPENING NIGHT BENEFIT & AFTER PARTY!
Opening Night Party
For Sandra’s Chicago theater run
Sponsored by Personal PAC

Thursday, February 11, 2010
8:00 PM
Lakeshore Theater
3175 N. Broadway
Chicago

Private Opening Night Party
Following the performance
Sidetrack
3349 N. Halstead
Chicago

Event Co-chairs: Brent Adams, Jodi Block, Terry Horwitz Kass, John Peller and Jason Vaughn

Tickets:
$250 – VIP reserved seating in the first two rows, back stage pass, VIP Opening Night Party, photo with Sandra and autographed Sandra Bernhard CD

$100 – VIP reserved seating in rows 3-6 and VIP Opening Night Party

Purchase tickets online (Please specify “Sandra Berhard tickets” in the Comment section), or e-mail kathyc@personalpac.org, or call the Personal PAC office at 312-422-0005.

Tickets are also available with reserved seating for all of Sandra’s Chicago performances.

$100*
Friday, February 12th 7:30 PM
Saturday, February 13th 7:30 PM
Saturday, February 13th 10:30 PM
Sunday, February 14th 7:30 PM

*Includes admission to the VIP Opening Night Party on Thursday, February 11

Note: Lakeshore Theater is general admission, no assigned seats.
Our ticket purchasers are guaranteed reserved seating.

Sandra will be celebrating New Year's Eve 2009 at Joe's Pub in New York City! She will be performing an unprecedented 8 shows as part of this very special week:

December 26 - 31
Saturday December 26: 7:30pm & 9:30pm
Sunday December 27: 9:30pm
MondayDecember 28: 9:30pm
Tuesday December 29: 9:30pm
Wednesday December 30: 9:30pm
Thursday December 31: 9pm & 11pm

Get your Tickets NOW! These shows SELL OUT every year!
Click Here To Purchase Tickets

photograph: Michael Davis

Be sure to catch Sandra in the new film "DARE" in select theaters today!

Click here to view the Movie Trailer

Sandra was featured in this weeks New York Times as part of their "Night Out" feature in the Fashion & Style section. Be sure to catch it at The New York Times

Sandra Bernhard: Whatever It Takes Tour
comes to San Francisco for 2 weeks!

Sandra will perform 12 dates of comedy and rock 'n roll at the Rrazz Room at the Hotel Nikko, from Tuesday October 13 - Sunday October 25.

SANDRA BERNHARD:
WHATEVER IT TAKES

Rrazz Room at the Hotel Nikko
222 Mason Street
San Francisco CA 94102
www.TheRrazzRoom.com

PURCHASE TICKETS HERE

Watch Sandra's appearance on "The Today Show"

Sandra will also be appearing on "The Rachel Maddow Show"
on Friday, September 25th on MSNBC. You can watch it here!

Sandra's Twitter has been featured on the website: SceneDownTown.com. Be sure to check it out!

You can follow Sandra on Twitter: Sandra's Twitter!

Sandra Bernhard: WHATEVER IT TAKES! AVAILABLE NOW!

Sandra will release a new music recording, Whatever It Takes, on August 25, 2009 (Mi5 Recordings). Produced and co-written by Ted Mason (Modern English) the inspired body of work melds the sophistication, sensuality and drive of pure rock & roll, stirred with the rousing passion of authentic world music. Reflective of Bernhard’s rebellious nature, and powered by her sincere passion for the new sounds and rhythms she has embraced, the album is a musical cross-cultural road trip which takes the listener from New York, to Africa, the middle east, and South America. Special guest artists include rock legend Chrissie Hynde (The Pretenders), DJ - Ucef , Erol Josue, and Rwandan cultural ambassador and Kora award-winning singer / songwriter Jean Paul Samputu.

Available for Order on iTunes! or Amazon! or Best Buy

Check out Sandra's recent interview about the new album with the LA TIMES: LA TIMES FEATURE.

And with Jim Bessman at the Examiner

You can now download Sandra's new single, 'All Around' featuring Chrissie Hynde, from Sandra's upcoming album 'Whatever It Takes' on iTunes!

Download All Around Here!

Check out Sandra's latest interview to promote her new album, WHATEVER IT TAKES available on August 25th:

Spinner AOL

Available for Pre-Order on Amazon! or Best Buy

Check out Sandra's latest piece for the Huffington Post:
Sandra Bernhard: Summer In New York

Be sure to keep up to date with all things Sandy at Sandra's Official Twitter Page

Sandra will be the special guest at this years Pride Celebration in WIndsor, ON
on August 7, 2009.

Sandra will be appearing at Windsor Pride presents Friday Night Out!
at Caesars Windsor. Doors open 7pm Show starts at 8pm

For more information visit Windsor Pride

Join Sandra this weekend, Sunday June 28th, as she appears as special guest at St Louis Pride Fest!

She will be serving as Grand Marshall to the Pride Parade which begins at 12noon.
She will also be performing at 3:15pm

For more information please visit the Official St Louis Pride Fest Website
for more information!

Sandra Bernhard will bring her 20th Anniversary performance of 'Without You I'm Nothing" to New York!

This very special One-Night-Only event will take place on
June 10 at 8pm
at Town Hall

Tickets available at Ticketmaster.com

Sandra Bernhard: Without You I'm Nothing 20th Anniversary
comes to the UK NEXT WEEK!

Sandra will play 9 dates in the West End at Leicester Square Theatre, from Tuesday 26 May - Friday 5 June (press night Tuesday 26 May).

SANDRA BERNHARD:
WITHOUT YOU I'M NOTHING

LEICESTER SQUARE THEATRE
6 Leicester Place
London
WC2H 7BX
Box office: 0844 847 24 75
www.leicestersquaretheatre.com

Tuesday 26 May - Friday 5 June
Performance times:
Tuesday to Sunday at 7.30pm

Tickets: £35.00
£55.00
(90 seats per performance:
best seats in the theatre
and a glass of champagne)

Sandra appears on this weeks episode of Head Case!

Be sure to catch Sandra on the latest episode of Head Case on Starz
premiering Friday, May 1st on:

Starz @10pm
Starz Edge @11pm

For more information visit The Official Head Case Website

Stay up to date with Sandy:

Twitter: http://twitter.com/SandraBernhard

Facebook: Sandra's Official FaceBook Page

Sandra will be making a very special appearance at this years Holon Theatre Women's Festival just outside of Tel Aviv in the city of Holon.

This One-Night-Only performance is on Friday, February 27 at 10PM
For more information on how to purchase tickets go to www.wfh.co.il
or call: 03-5023001/2/3

Sandra returns to Dallas, TX for a very special performance tonight!
February 21, 2009
11:59PM
in the Rose Room

For more information visit: PartyAtTheBlock.com

Sandra will be bringing 'WITHOUT YOU I'M NOTHING' to the HERBST THEATRE in SAN FRANCISCO on January 16th & 17th at 8pm!

Tickets are on sale NOW!

All Tickets & Information are available at TicketMaster

Sandra will be celebrating New Year's Eve 2008 at Joe's Pub in New York City! She will be performing a total of 7 shows as part of this very special week:

December 26 - 31
Friday December 26: 9:30pm
Saturday December 27: 9:30pm
Sunday December 28: 9:30pm
Monday December 29: 9:30pm
Tuesday December 30: 9:30pm
Wednesday December 31: 9pm & 11pm

Get your Tickets NOW! These shows SELL OUT every year!
Click Here To Purchase Tickets

Sandra blew the crowds of Los Angeles away!

She was even joined by her very special friend of rock n' roll, Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks!

Click the image below to see amazing photos from that night!

Sandra will be reading the children to filth when she makes an appearance on Chelsea Lately TONIGHT Wednesday, November 19th at 11:30PM! (please check your local listings)

Visit the Chelsea Lately Web-Site for complete up-to-date information.

After just completing a wildly successful extended 3 week run in Washington DC, Sandra is bringing her 20th Anniversary performance of 'Without You I'm Nothing' to Los Angeles.
For One Night Only! Sandra will be performing this classic show at the Orpheum Theatre on November 21 at 8pm.

Tickets ON SALE NOW!
Ticketmaster

Sandra will be stopping by the Howard Stern show on
Tuesday, November 11th.

Be sure to tune in.
Check out HowardStern.com for more
information!

Vote now for Sandra's latest video for her new dance single, PERFECTION!
and be sure to check Logo's NEWNOWNEXT on Friday nights to see if the video is featured!

I have been on edge for months now, I think we all have.
Watching this election unfold day by day, the struggle
between the old and the new, the fearful and optimistic. I was
born in flint Michigan and moved to Arizona when I was 10.
I remember driving across the county in our Pontiac station wagon,
looking out the window as each day brought a new terrain, and
a new emotion. This was 1965 and you could still pull off the highway
and take the back roads that lead you somewhere. Small towns, big
cities, big skies, mountains meditating, desert sands like spilled sugar,
a botanical dream scape with cactus flora and fauna I had never witnessed
before.

Flint was a booming town when we left it behind. My father a doctor,
enjoyed the big years GM, Body by Fisher, Buick the factories were
purring like the fine engines they manufactured. Blue Cross Blue Shield -
everyone was getting paid feeling secure. Why I would even hold the
milk mans hand down the driveway after his delivery, these were different
times.

Out west there was lot's of room to roam. I road horses up in the mountains,
drove out to Pinnacle Peak restaurant wearing one of my dads old ties because
I heard they cut them off and hung them from the rafters, big steaks thrown
onto an outdoor grill, it took a half an hour to drive out there, everything
was an adventure.

That was when I was a little girl. These journeys stay with me everyday
and now that I have a love of my own and my own darling daughter,
I hold these memories close to my heart.
Travels have shifted. Simplicity is hard to find, but the best of this
country still remains.
And I love it dearly.
I don't want to move to France if things go wrong.
I want to stay here and do all i can do to make this
place fun and romantic and happy.
I know you are all voting today
and will do the right thing.
I think Barack and Michelle are great people,
they love each other and their two daughters.
I see the humanity there, and more than ever,
this is what we need to get back and move forward.
Wherever g-d may be if he/she isn't integrated into our
own souls then it can't work. We cannot wait for a higher
power to do the heavy lifting for us, we've got to do it for
ourselves.
Remember to vote no on Prop 8, love now belongs to us all!
Meditate on bringing the highest consciousness to those
who need it most.
Hanging tough.
Sending love.
Sandy B

Chicago, IL
Steppenwolf
October 27, 2008

Sandra promises plenty of “tricks and treats” as she storms the Steppenwolf stage for A Sandra Bernhard Halloween. Audience members are invited to attend in costume as the outrageous and outspoken star brings her band The Rebellious Jezebels for an unforgettable night!

October 27, 2008
7PM & 930PM

Tickets Are On Sale Now HERE!

Los Angeles:

Sandra's Without You I'm Nothing 20th Anniversary Celebration comes to Los Angeles this Friday, November 21st at the Orpheum Theatre! One Night Only!
Tickets ON SALE NOW!
Ticketmaster

JUST ANNOUNCED! SAN FRANCISCO

Sandra will be bringing 'WITHOUT YOU I'M NOTHING' to the HERBST THEATRE in SAN FRANCISCO on January 16th & 17th at 8pm!

Tickets go on sale Sunday, November 23rd at 10am

A very special PRE-SALE begins Thursday, November 20th at 10am
for all of our very special friends using the password: WITHOUT

A VERY LIMITED number of VIP MEET & GREET TICKETS will be available for auction beginning Sunday, November 23rd at 10am!
These tickets will give you access to an exclusive after show Meet & Greet with Sandra.

All Tickets & Information are available at TicketMaster

An open letter to our Friends in Florida:

DEAR BUBBE AND ZAIDY
By Howie Greene
October 15, 2008

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about my Uncle Milty. It usually happens this time of year around the High Holidays. He was the one who made sure I carried on the family tradition of going to shul, admitting my sins and asking for forgiveness before G-D. My father, being a Holocaust survivor abandoned his religion way before I was born. So it was left to the uncle.

This year, however, my wife had to drag me to Yom Kippur services. Why? Well, maybe it’s because I’ve seen the people I respected the most, all of the bubbes and zaidies who put up with bigotry, racism, religious zealotry and Nazis abandon the basic tenets of what it means to be a Jew.

It is impossible for me to justify how “my people” will not vote for Barack Obama because he has a funny name, or, worse, to paraphrase Jackie Mason, is a “fancy schvartze.”

The new "PERFECTION" EP from Sandra Bernhard!
Featuring 5 Remixes from the hottest DJ's

Available for DOWNLOAD NOW!

iTunes

RHAPSODY

EMUSIC

AMAZON

Sandra has just given an interview with the Huffington Post commenting on her recent performances in Washington DC and her cancellation from a recent Boston event.

HUFFINGTON POST

Washington DC:
Theater J kicks off the 2008-2009 season with a limited engagement of Sandra Bernhard’s one-woman show, WITHOUT YOU I’M NOTHING, running September 9-28, 2008.

This is first stop on the worldwide 20th anniversary tour of the show that launched Sandra Bernhard’s career in the 1988. Performances will take place in the Aaron & Cecile Goldman Theater at the Washington DCJCC.

There is one full-priced preview on Tuesday, September 9, at 8:00 pm and press night is Wednesday, September 10, at 8:00 pm. Tickets, which range from $45 to $60, are available at boxofficetickets.com or at (800) 494-TIXS. Tickets for patrons 25 and under are half-price for all shows.

End the summer with a bang!
Sandra will be performing during Fort Lauderdale's biggest weekend extravaganza at
JetSet Nightclub on Sunday, August 31 at 10:30PM!

Featuring Tracy Young!

Tickets are $30 & $40 and are available at the door.

JetSet Nightclub
109 SW 2ND Avenue
Fort Lauderdale, FL
JetSetFlorida.com
954.513.8958

Sandra appears on this months episode of IN THE LIFEe.

This month's IN THE LIFE, Talking it Out, expands its popular "A Conversation With..." series to a full hour pairing Camille Paglia with Sandra Bernhard; Michael Billy with Richard Kim; and Dr. Marjorie Hill with Wilson Cruz, to explore ideas, personalities, and challenges from the LGBT experience.

Two lesbian lions, longtime friends, and iconic social critics celebrate the sexuality in their work, the many faces of lesbian identity, and the influence of gay male sensibility in contemporary art and culture with candor, humor, and fond memories.

Tune into your local PBS stations for air times. To find out which station near you will be airing the show Click Here

Click Here To Watch The Interview On-Line Now

Join Sandra as she celebrates Carnival Week in
Provincetown, MA with 4 shows at The Vixen!

Tuesday August 19: 7PM & 9PM
Wednesday August 20: 7PM & 9PM

Tickets are on sale now!
CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE

You can also chat with Sandra live immediately after the episode when she appears on "Watch What Happens After the Sew" at 10pm on BravoTV.com

We are thrilled to announce that Sandra will be headlining this year's Pride Toronto!
Join Sandra as she celebrates Pride Toronto on Sunday, June 22nd at 8PM at Massey Hall. All proceeds are going towards making Pride Week 2008 happen and continue annually!

Ticket and Event information are available http://www.pridetoronto.com

See you there!

SANDRA BERNHARD TO OPEN MANCHESTER’S QUEER UP NORTH FESTIVAL, FRI 9 MAY 2008

In her only UK performance, SANDRA BERNHARD - opens the 2008 Queer Up North International Festival with a World Premiere …

It’s twenty years since Sandra Bernhard hurled Without You I’m Nothing at an unsuspecting world. Two decades since the show that influenced everyone from John Cameron Mitchell to Placebo. Twenty years since that unique combination of glorious entertainment and stingray-barbed satire.

And now it’s back.

To mark that twentieth anniversary, Sandra Bernhard’s coming to Manchester Opera House on Friday 9th May to open Queer Up North 2008: it’s the world premiere of a new version of Without You I’m Nothing, backed by her band, The Rebellious Jezebels and supported by the wonderful Tina C.

It’s the only UK performance there’ll be, and tickets are selling fast.

Tickets from £10 online at www. queerupnorth. com via Ticketmaster (24 hours) Online or call 0844 847 2295.

More info can be found at www. queerupnorth. com

We are so happy to announce that on Friday, May 2, 2008, AIDS Action Baltimore and The Hippo will host two performances by Sandra Bernhard. The shows will be held at The Hippo, One West Eager Street, at 8pm and 10pm. A Champagne Reception will be held at 7pm, preceding the 8pm show. Tickets for the Champagne Reception, which will feature an appearance by Ms. Bernhard, will include reserved seats for the 8pm show and are available for $100. Reserved seating and standing room tickets are available for both the 8pm and 10pm shows. Tickets for either show are available for $55 for reserved seating (sold in tables of four), or $30 for standing room. To purchase tickets, log onto www.aidsactionbaltimore.org or call AIDS Action Baltimore at 410.837.2438. Proceeds will benefit AIDS Action Baltimore.

Be sure to catch Sandra appearance on Chelsea Lately this Thursday, April 10th at 11:30PM! (please check your local listings)

Visit the Chelsea Lately Web-Site for complete up-to-date information.

Kick off Gay Pride week with the only Exposition and Extravaganza of its kind on the West Coast. Because 2008 is an election year, the expo will revolve around a political theme and will highlight political speakers as well as key legislative issues and concerns.

"It’s About Life" is not just a business & consumer expo, it is also an event that combines international music with authors and speakers that are geared toward the issues that affect the LGBT community.

Join Sandra for the first annual It's About Life Expo in Seattle on June 21, 2008.
Sandra will be performing "Without You I'm Nothing" at 7pm & 10pm

For more information on the Expo and How To Purchase Tickets visit the Official
It's About Life Website

What's that?
Oh yes, "Without You I'm Nothing: 20th Anniversary" Performances begin this Summer. Stay Tuned!

Be sure to catch April's issue of Vanity Fair! Sandra is featured as part of their cover story, "Who Says Women Aren't Funny?" The issue hits the stands this week. You can read the entire feature on the Vanity Fair's Website. You can also catch a Behind the Scenes Slideshow as well as Video From The Shoot! Sandra's gorgeous pictorial may be viewed by clicking the above cover image.

It's all happening in Vanity Fair!

Sandra appears in today's edition of the 'New York Post' featured as part of their coverage on the April issue of Vanity Fair:

A New Website.
A Classic Show Revived.
Stay Tuned...

Because, Without You I'm Nothing!

Love,
Sandy

We are sorry to have to announce that the December 29th and 30th performances in Atlanta at the 14th Street Playhouse have been postponed.

The promoter for these appearances has been taken gravely ill and out of respect Sandra has decided to reschedule her show for early next year.
You may contact your point of purchase for a refund. We apologize for any inconvenience and look forward to seeing everyone in 2008! Stay tuned for the new date!

Once again, the brilliant Camille Paglia gives it up to the lady:

Let's end with a bang. A Salon reader in Germany who signs himself Bougle Fragts sent this amazing video of Sandra Bernhard and Tom Jones on Bernhard's 1992 HBO special, "Sandra After Dark." (WARNING, as per Perez Hilton: If you are easily offended, then do not click here!)

Fragts says of the clip, "This is like when sex was provocative instead of being a given, and Bernhard still is. So much so, Tom Jones can't keep up and looks too slow." Bernhard's parodic, scantily clad, randy showgirl turn is a mind-boggling demonstration of sheer sassy athleticism.

Sandra's New Year's Eve celebration has been announced...and this year it's major!
She's hitting both sides of the country for her annual New Year's Eve extravaganza!
It is not to be missed!

December 29th & 30th:

ATLANTA, GA
14th Street Playhouse Main Stage

$55 Regular Admission
$80 Limited Golden Circle Tickets (premium close-up seating)
$100 Meet & Greet with Sandra (only available after Saturday show and must be purchased with a Golden Circle ticket). Please call (404) 733-4738 for the Meet & Greet tickets, which are $20.00 each (plus sales tax). Seat locations for Golden Circle are Rows A-D.

Show times:
Saturday, December 29th @ 7:30pm
Sunday, December 30th @ 7:00pm & 9:00pm
TICKETS ON SALE NOW - CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE

DECEMBER 31 NEW YEAR'S EVE
SAN FRANCISCO
CASTRO THEATRE
11PM
ONE SHOW ONLY!

Tickets: $35 - $100
TICKETS ON SALE NOW - CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE

"DARLING! WE HAVE TO GET UP AT 4AM! CHANEL DOOR BUSTERS SALE!!!!!"

Check out Sandra's wish list and holiday gift recommendations at:
ThisNext.com/by/SandraBernhard/

Happy Holidays, Stay Healthy & hope to see you soon
xoxo
Sandy

After a sold out London run the reviews are in and they are smashing!

"Dipping in and out of different tunes, mocking racism, sexism, talent-free talent shows and also – always – herself, this isn’t just camp or ironic: this is something almost holy..."

Be sure to swing over to the Guardian UK to catch a brilliant new interview Sandra gave promoting her upcoming UK appearances.

'How much fame do you really need?'

You can also check out the Tour Dates section for more information on how to purchase tickets!

OCTOBER 2007
Sunday 21st Huddersfield Town Hall
Box Office 01484 223200


Wednesday 24th Worthing Pavilion Theatre
Box Office 01903 206206


Thursday 25th London Shaw Theatre
Box Office 0870 033 2600


Friday 26th London Shaw Theatre
Box Office 0870 033 2600


Saturday 27th London Shaw Theatre
Box Office 0870 033 2600


Sunday 28th Kings Lynn Corn Exchange
Box Office 01553 764864


Monday 29th Croydon Ashcroft Theatre
Box Office 0208 688 9291



Tickets also available from Ticketmaster 0870 169 6800
www.ticketmaster.co.uk



TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!

Dear Friends,

Unfortunately, for reasons outside of our control, my St. Petersburg date this coming Sunday July 28th at the State Theater has been cancelled.

I was looking forward to it and hope I get to see you all very soon!

Refunds are available at the point of purchase.

xoxo
Sandy

FRIDAY JULY 27TH AT 3PM AT BARNES & NOBLE IN CORAL GABLES, FL!!

SANDRA BERNHARD's new Enhanced "Everything Bad & Beautiful" CD SIGNING!
Buy your copy of the new CD at Barnes & Noble and Meet Sandra Bernhard!

BARNES & NOBLE
152 MIRACLE MILE
CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA

3PM

Make sure you get your Miami Beach and St Petersburg tickets NOW!
They are almost gone!

Ticketmaster.com

SEE YOU THERE!!!

Catch Sandra performing on the Mike And Juliet Show on Fox!

Click Here to watch this amazing performance!

Sandra' brand new album, "Everything Bad & Beautiful" taken from her hit off-broadway show of the same name, is going to be officially released on June 5th!

This new release includes material never before heard and differs from the limited edition CD available previously on-line and at live shows. The official release includes a new cover, unreleased monologues, new music and an enhanced video section featuring clips from Sandra's sold out New Year's Eve performances at Joe's Pub!

Pre-Order your copy now at these stores!

J&R

Circuit City

Best Buy

Sandra is joining this years Rosie Cruise!
Join Sandra, Erasure, Rosie O'Donnell and countless others on this years
R Family Cruise to the Bahamas! The ship departs from NYC on July 7th and extends through July 14th...stopping in Port Canaveral, Key West and Private Islands of the Bahamas.

Click Rosie's Gay Family Cruisel for more information!

Family fun for everyone! See you on board!

Sandra is bringing "Plan B From Outer Space" to Florida! We have just added 2 new dates!

Miami Beach, Fl: The Colony Theater July 27th 730pm
Miami Beach, Fl: The Colony Theater July 27th 10pm

You can check out all of Sandra's Florida dates on Ticketmaster.com

See you there!

Sandra is coming to Providence!

Catch Sandra's Plan B From Outer Space on Wednesday June 13 at the VMA Cultural Arts Center in Providence, RI!

The show starts at 730PM!

You can order tickets:
www.Tickets.com

Sandra is bringing her 'Plan B From Outer Space' to Miami Beach! On July 28th Sandra will be appearing at the Colony Theater for 2 Shows!

The Colony Theater
Miami Beach, FL

July 28th
730PM & 10PM

Special Advance ticketing now on sale for all SandraBernhard.com members!

After several brilliant sold out performances in Seattle, Richmond and Chicago Sandy's coming to Minneapolis.

Sandra will be performing at Rossi's Blue Star Room on:

Thursday, April 19th
8:00pm

Friday, April 20th
10:00pm

Saturday, April 21st
7:30pm & 10:00pm

Sunday, April 22nd
7:30pm

Tickets are On-Sale Now! and can be purchased via phone & on-line:

(612) 312 - 2828

BUY TICKETS ONLINE

Sandra Bernhard will be performing 2 shows in Chicago March 3rd!

Chicago's Steppenwolf Theatre Company is pleased to announce Sandra Bernhard will be joining them for 2 shows on March 3rd. Sandra's special appearance is part of Steppenwolf's Traffic Jam series, which will host dozens of eclectic artists on the Steppenwolf stage for a three-week festival dedicated to celebrating the unique intersection of music, language and performance. All performances take place at Steppenwolf Theatre Company, 1650 N. Halsted.

"Sandra Bernhard is Plan B From Outerspace"
will be performed on Saturday March 3rd at
7PM & 930PM

Tickets may be purchased on-line at Steppenwolf's Website

See you there!

The brilliant and gorgeous Camille Paglia wrote a wonderful blog including some wonderful words about yours truly...

My partner, Alison, and I had the great pleasure of seeing Sandra Bernhard in "Everything Bad & Beautiful" at the Prince Music Theater in Philadelphia last month. What a searing, original presence Bernhard is -- and what a rebuke to the simpering micro-celebs with blank eyes who litter our entertainment mags with their banal bacchanals. Bernhard is a true role model to aspiring young performers, who need guts and gumption and cantankerous vision. She's shown how to make a mark on the world and still stay real...

You can read the entire thing on Salon.com

You can catch Sandra's very special guest starring appearance on this weeks episode of NBC's LAS VEGAS on Friday February 16th at 9PM. If you missed it NBC has made the episode available via their website. Click on this link to catch all the fireworks! Sandra On Las Vegas

Enjoy!

'Best Lesbian Bar'
Attitudes 
www.attitudesnc.com 

Attitudes is the Sandra Bernhard of lesbian bars: A little bit dirty and a little bit crass. Untamed and wild-eyed, teeth smudged with lipstick. When legs curl around its go-go cage bars it exudes sexiness, but it can intimidate, too, what with its raised-seating perimeter, which allows patrons to judge the moves on the scuffed dance floor. It has a cult following and a sense of humor; it's comical in its abrasiveness. It owns its kitsch and smirks at those who take themselves too damn seriously. It probably made out with Madonna in the '80s. It makes a commentary on sexuality but then breaks into a Britney Spears medley before the crowd grows weary. It's an excuse for bad behavior. It's St. Louis' best lesbian bar. 

I have been a fan ever since you got bit by that monkey on the old letterman show.
Stop! Wasn’t that weird? That kind of TV doesn’t happen anymore. Primates nibbling on guests, you don’t see that these days.

Have you been slaving away on this show for a while?
Yes and no. We did three months in New York, and are now going on the road for a few stops.

This Valentine's Day let Sandra give you her love! Sandra will be performing 3 Shows in San Francisco as well as a special show in Sacramento during Valentine's Day weekend!

Tickets to all shows are $45.00

These shows are almost sold out so you'll want to give your love now!

San Francisco
Bimbo's 365 Club
February 14 Wednesday 8pm Tickets
February 15 Thurday 8pm Tickets
February 17 Saturday 8pm Tickets

Sacramento
The Crest Theatre
February 16 Friday 8pm TicketsTickets

See you there!
Love,
Sandy

Sandra has joined the WOW movement. To celebrate the launch of their latest platform, Vista, Microsoft has invited Sandra to contribute to their WoW movement. A website devoted to photographs, videos and stories that inspire charity and enlighten.

Sandra's WoW

You can also click over to Love, Sandra for Sandra's complete written WoW moment.
Love, Sandra

It's tour dates galore! Sandra is hitting the road with not one but TWO shows! Stay tuned for a sneak peek of Sandra's brand new show, including the title in the upcoming weeks!

In the meantime, head over to our Tour Dates page for just added dates in Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, Dallas, Richmond, BC and a very special stop at the Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs!

New Year's Eve weekend at Joe's Pub was a blast! Those of you who were able to make it...thank you for an amazing time! Those of you stuck watching a ball on a stick...HERE are some amazing photos available at Broadway.com
There are plenty more to come! Stay tuned...

Photo Credit: Lydia Marcus

Sandra is bringing "Everything Bad & Beautiful" to Philadelphia this month! Join Sandra for FIVE performances of her smash hit one-woman show at the Prince Music Theater!

January 18 - 21!
Thursday January 18: 8pm
Friday January 19: 8pm
Saturday January 20: 7pm
Saturday January 20: 10pm
Sunday January 21 7pm

Tickets are on sale NOW!
CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!

For Sandra's upcoming tour of her one woman hit show, "Everything Bad & Beautiful" we are excited to be able to offer you exclusive VIP Meet & Greet Tickets.

Where available, SandraBernhard.com will provide you with access to purchase premium seating with an invitation to an aftershow meet & greet reception. These tickets are only available via SandraBernhard.com and are extremely limited.

Exclusive VIP Tickets for:

Dallas, Texas
Majestic Theatre
Friday, March 9, 2007 08:00 PM

Click Here To Order Tickets

Sandra's New Year's Eve weekend shows are almost sold out. We've just released our secret stash of tickets...but they are going fast. Come spend New Year's Eve in style!

Sandra Bernhard: New Years Performances
Friday, December 29th 2006
Saturday, December 30th 2006
Time (s): 7:00pm and 9:30pm
Ticket Price
$45.00

Sunday, December 31st 2006
New Year's Eve

Time(s): 7:30pm and 10:30pm
Ticket Price: 7:30 Show $100
10:30 show $150
Please note that dinner reservations can be made by calling 212-539-8778. Without dinner reservations, seating will be first-come, first-served at bar stools and in the lounge area.
Tickets OnLine

Celebrate the holidays this year with Sandy!

Sandra's latest collaboration with Mitch Kaplan, "Miracle Of Lights" has just been released on Breaking Records holiday album "Breaking For The Holidays"

You can order you copy directly from Breaking Records Website

You can also find "Miracle Of Lights" on iTunes!

Sandra's One-Woman hit show, "Everything Bad & Beautiful" is going on tour! Be sure to keep checking back for updates as Sandra and crew travel the world!

On Sale Saturday December 16th at 10am

Dallas, Texas
Majestic Theatre
Friday, March 9, 2007 08:00 PM

Click Here To Order Tickets